TimT has made a list of Suggested Names For Satanist Children and him being a great blog friend of mine I is honoured to say - or at least we post an each other's blogs from time to time which is what the internet come to these days in regard to friendship or even less when it come to Facebook - I is sure he do not mind too much my adapting his idea for a Prudey Post.
After all it is not at all as bad as what politicians do - both in terms of friendship and stealing ideas.
His post got me thinking about what disgusting names would be to call your child, if you is a Prude. Of course Prude is a fine name. So Is Mr Jumbles. And Squawk. My Father was descended of the great Prudes, we has a heritage, Prudus Nobilius, it go right back into history, it is a fine distinguished name.
But in fact it is more important to know of improper names, that you may avoid them, like cracks in the pavement, ticking time bombs, or people who try to get you to buy credit cards in the street.
I has compiled a list of some names off the top of my head I can think of as the most perilous. It is only a beginner's list.
Unprude
Wayward
Slut
Easy
Beergut
French Fries
Burger Boy
Schooner
Immoral
Lube
Hangover
Lecherer
Paedophile
Gay
Dick
Randy
Fanny
Ginger Spice
Parsley Lynn
John Howard
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
Thursday, 29 November 2007
Non Chastity Charity
I do not knows where some people gets there morals, from the waste of the in-sink-erator? It seem like it when I read this story about a Chilean prostitute offering marathon sex at a telethon with money going towards handicapped kids.
I think the kids would be struck dumb and demoralised should they know that money is going towards them, and that is a handicap they would have to live with for the rest of their lives. Did this silly flasher ever think of that?
Not to mention what kind of handicap marathon sex can cause.
She say, "How can someone question a person who wants to put her job at the service of a noble cause?"
Perpetuating sexy is not a noble cause, I hasten to point out.
And I questoin her muchly.
It is like saying you would not question murder-for-hire for a cause. That is clearly wrong.
It is like saying you would not question a stripper who wish to strip for a cause. Clearly immoral.
It is like saying you would not question peoples who would swamp the market with porn for a cause. Clearly immoral.
It is like saying you would not question people who would sell short shorts and plastic sandals for a cause. That is ewwww!
It is like saying you would not question people who would sing death-metal for a cause. Save us all!
It is like saying you would not question any investment banker or politician who wish to continue in their job for a cause. Enough said.
I think the kids would be struck dumb and demoralised should they know that money is going towards them, and that is a handicap they would have to live with for the rest of their lives. Did this silly flasher ever think of that?
Not to mention what kind of handicap marathon sex can cause.
She say, "How can someone question a person who wants to put her job at the service of a noble cause?"
Perpetuating sexy is not a noble cause, I hasten to point out.
And I questoin her muchly.
It is like saying you would not question murder-for-hire for a cause. That is clearly wrong.
It is like saying you would not question a stripper who wish to strip for a cause. Clearly immoral.
It is like saying you would not question peoples who would swamp the market with porn for a cause. Clearly immoral.
It is like saying you would not question people who would sell short shorts and plastic sandals for a cause. That is ewwww!
It is like saying you would not question people who would sing death-metal for a cause. Save us all!
It is like saying you would not question any investment banker or politician who wish to continue in their job for a cause. Enough said.
Thursday, 22 November 2007
Tom Cruise: A Possible Prudism Convert?
Tom Cruise: whatever you might say about him, he have potential. I see him here doing the air motorcycle well that is what they call it. It is remarkably good dancing, though not extremely refined, but it show some potential in the arms and leg areas if you watch carefully.
He may well be a good candidate for teaching the Penguin Dance to. Watch him bop! I is interested in prying him off the Scientology muck and seeing if he will take on the mantle of Prudism. After all I think it may be much more worthy and I could use someone with his enthusiasm.
What's more, it seem he will do almost anything and try anything, so I thinks a chastity belt, a penguin suit and Prude activism will not be off-putting to him. He is not one to shy away from challenges. What has he to lose?
It is an interesting project to consider. If I can forgive him for Top Gun and Cocktail and move on.
He may well be a good candidate for teaching the Penguin Dance to. Watch him bop! I is interested in prying him off the Scientology muck and seeing if he will take on the mantle of Prudism. After all I think it may be much more worthy and I could use someone with his enthusiasm.
What's more, it seem he will do almost anything and try anything, so I thinks a chastity belt, a penguin suit and Prude activism will not be off-putting to him. He is not one to shy away from challenges. What has he to lose?
It is an interesting project to consider. If I can forgive him for Top Gun and Cocktail and move on.
Tuesday, 13 November 2007
The Curse of the Condoms
Well, it has come upon us. People is dying of the Curse of the Condoms . And why? Because human beings is wicked. They is wanting too much sexy.
It is a simple equation really, the logic a child can play with but humans is blind and they do not wish to see it. So someone like Mr Jumbles must explain it to them.
Mr Jumbles, step forth.
"Human Beings. You has a problem. Hair bands is being made of recycled condoms, but they is being scientifically - I repeat - scientifically proven to being a health hazard. They is spreading infectious diseases. you may catch genital warts and even AIDS from a hairband, and it is common practice to hold a hairband in your mouth while doing your hair, for instance for that I must say 'Eeeeeeeergh! ewwwwww!'
I say to you humans, what does this tell me? You humans does too much sexy. If you has not a need for so much illicit sexy relations you would not have all these used condoms around. Condoms would be unused. There may not even be condoms at all. Is I right or is I right? I is right?
I is right.
I is applying that logic to the next step to say that if there is no used condoms, then used condoms could not be used to make hairbands and therefore this terrible disease spread could not have occurred. I is explaining therefore that it is the human urge for sexy that has caused this tragedy and therefore it is the beast that must be stopped.'
I thinks you would have a hard time arguing with such logic as that of Mr Jumbles! Bravo!
It is a simple equation really, the logic a child can play with but humans is blind and they do not wish to see it. So someone like Mr Jumbles must explain it to them.
Mr Jumbles, step forth.
"Human Beings. You has a problem. Hair bands is being made of recycled condoms, but they is being scientifically - I repeat - scientifically proven to being a health hazard. They is spreading infectious diseases. you may catch genital warts and even AIDS from a hairband, and it is common practice to hold a hairband in your mouth while doing your hair, for instance for that I must say 'Eeeeeeeergh! ewwwwww!'
I say to you humans, what does this tell me? You humans does too much sexy. If you has not a need for so much illicit sexy relations you would not have all these used condoms around. Condoms would be unused. There may not even be condoms at all. Is I right or is I right? I is right?
I is right.
I is applying that logic to the next step to say that if there is no used condoms, then used condoms could not be used to make hairbands and therefore this terrible disease spread could not have occurred. I is explaining therefore that it is the human urge for sexy that has caused this tragedy and therefore it is the beast that must be stopped.'
I thinks you would have a hard time arguing with such logic as that of Mr Jumbles! Bravo!
Wednesday, 7 November 2007
The Meeting of Squawk
Mr Jumbles is walking down the streets of Sydney recently, asking people to donate to charity for penguins.
"Donate to save the penguins!" he is calling. But people is ignoring him, probably because he is not a hobo or doing hip-hop in the middle of a mall. It is a sad world where you must be either really stinky or an exhibitionist with bad clothes and music sense to get any money. It mean the worthy people is getting ignored all the times.
Then he is seeing a penguin ambling down the street towards him. No, it is not Prude in a penguin suit. It is a real penguin. Mr Jumbles is a smart penguin. He can tell the difference right away even though mine is a very good quality penguin suit.
This penguin is a vision of grey silken down and white, tipped in blue. It is a very noble and dignified colouring. He stop and say to her, "Excuse me, I see you is a penguin. So is I."
"Indeed," she say. "It is a pleasure to see you. There is not much penguin company in Sydney."
"No, indeed," say Mr Jumbles. "You is the first I has seen in many months."
"I is actually from Melbourne," she explain. "I moved to Sydney just recently."
"Oh," say Mr Jumbles. "May I introduce myself? I is Mr Jumbles."
"I is Squawk."
"Squawk? That is a fine and honorable name."
"It is," she reply demurely. "My mother was Squawk and my grandmother before her. We has a long ancestral line of Squawks. It has a great history of Squawks in our family. We is very proud of it."
Mr Jumbles is looking at this fine creature, she is obviously a noble and dignified lady.
"I is thinking ... perhaps you would like to meet a great friend of mine. Her name is Prude."
"I would be honoured, Mr Jumbles!"
"Donate to save the penguins!" he is calling. But people is ignoring him, probably because he is not a hobo or doing hip-hop in the middle of a mall. It is a sad world where you must be either really stinky or an exhibitionist with bad clothes and music sense to get any money. It mean the worthy people is getting ignored all the times.
Then he is seeing a penguin ambling down the street towards him. No, it is not Prude in a penguin suit. It is a real penguin. Mr Jumbles is a smart penguin. He can tell the difference right away even though mine is a very good quality penguin suit.
This penguin is a vision of grey silken down and white, tipped in blue. It is a very noble and dignified colouring. He stop and say to her, "Excuse me, I see you is a penguin. So is I."
"Indeed," she say. "It is a pleasure to see you. There is not much penguin company in Sydney."
"No, indeed," say Mr Jumbles. "You is the first I has seen in many months."
"I is actually from Melbourne," she explain. "I moved to Sydney just recently."
"Oh," say Mr Jumbles. "May I introduce myself? I is Mr Jumbles."
"I is Squawk."
"Squawk? That is a fine and honorable name."
"It is," she reply demurely. "My mother was Squawk and my grandmother before her. We has a long ancestral line of Squawks. It has a great history of Squawks in our family. We is very proud of it."
Mr Jumbles is looking at this fine creature, she is obviously a noble and dignified lady.
"I is thinking ... perhaps you would like to meet a great friend of mine. Her name is Prude."
"I would be honoured, Mr Jumbles!"
Mr Jumbles Finds a Friend
Sydney is not a bad place to live, however it has one detriment in particular for Mr Jumbles. There is not many penguin friends here for him. If we were in Antarctica, he could have many familiar folk around, however here he has not as many associates. I thinks we should take the time to congratulate Mr Jumbles on his devotion to Prude's Mission - he has put his social ideology ahead of mere socialising. What a worthy penguin!
But it is always good to have compatriots and while Mr Jumbles and I has got along well it is good for him to meet another penguin. They can sit and trade penguin stories. And I is glad to say that recently Mr Jumbles has met a penguin, ambling about on the streets of Sydney. It is not a common place to find penguins, but life has its quirks.
I is glad to say that like most penguins she is a noble being. Grey-and-white in colour, with delicate pink feet, silken in body and a most noble and dignified penguin. I is glad to introduce her as the newest member of Prude's Mission.
Her name is Squawk.
But it is always good to have compatriots and while Mr Jumbles and I has got along well it is good for him to meet another penguin. They can sit and trade penguin stories. And I is glad to say that recently Mr Jumbles has met a penguin, ambling about on the streets of Sydney. It is not a common place to find penguins, but life has its quirks.
I is glad to say that like most penguins she is a noble being. Grey-and-white in colour, with delicate pink feet, silken in body and a most noble and dignified penguin. I is glad to introduce her as the newest member of Prude's Mission.
Her name is Squawk.
Tuesday, 30 October 2007
Hot Advice from Prude
The weather is hotting up and people is getting sweatier. Daylight saving has set in and that is a sure sign people is getting hot about the collar - literally.
In hot weather, there is always the temptation of human beings to prance about naked in public. They say this is because they is too hot in clothes but often it is a chance to exhibit themselves. You see these people all the time. They is called nudists, disgusting people, or really really hot people.
Unfortunately they is not often really hot HOT people. Mostly those who chooses to walk about in nothing not even a vine leaf tends to be people who the rest of us is not even wanting to ogle. They is usually the old, the wrinkly, the fat, the abnormally ugly. That is what makes this tendency even more disgusting. It is even worse when you remember that hot weather means SWEAT.
But add on to this that any type of prancing about publicly naked is extremely immoral. People should not be making exhibitions of themselves. Nudity is crudity not prudity I say. In fact people should not be showing off their naked bodies even in their own homes. I is always undressing under a towel in a wardrobe locked from the inside when I is at home, even if no one else is in the house. Best to maintain prude habits at all times, then you has no possibility of perhaps lapsing.
But in summer, this do not mean that one cannot be comfortable in hot weather. It simply mean that prudity come first.
Here are some prude tips for going about in hot weather:
You can wear a nice dress that cover up your whole body but it do not need to be of velvet or leather or some such. Cotton is quite all right.
Wear a nice sunhat
Carry a fan
Put an icecube in your drink
Eat an ice cream
Sit in the shade
When you is collecting for a prude charity and one person walks away (it is sad it happens) do not chase after them (this make you hot and sweaty). Call after them "You will regret this missed chance to join prude's mission!" and let it follow them. Move on to the next convert-to-be. That person has gone for now but they will be back with your words ringing in their ears.
It goes without saying that one should not have sex if one is a prude. But remember that sex make you hot, so that is an extra deterrent.
If all else fails you could do as the penguins (those admirable creatures!) do - migrate to Antarctica
In hot weather, there is always the temptation of human beings to prance about naked in public. They say this is because they is too hot in clothes but often it is a chance to exhibit themselves. You see these people all the time. They is called nudists, disgusting people, or really really hot people.
Unfortunately they is not often really hot HOT people. Mostly those who chooses to walk about in nothing not even a vine leaf tends to be people who the rest of us is not even wanting to ogle. They is usually the old, the wrinkly, the fat, the abnormally ugly. That is what makes this tendency even more disgusting. It is even worse when you remember that hot weather means SWEAT.
But add on to this that any type of prancing about publicly naked is extremely immoral. People should not be making exhibitions of themselves. Nudity is crudity not prudity I say. In fact people should not be showing off their naked bodies even in their own homes. I is always undressing under a towel in a wardrobe locked from the inside when I is at home, even if no one else is in the house. Best to maintain prude habits at all times, then you has no possibility of perhaps lapsing.
But in summer, this do not mean that one cannot be comfortable in hot weather. It simply mean that prudity come first.
Here are some prude tips for going about in hot weather:
You can wear a nice dress that cover up your whole body but it do not need to be of velvet or leather or some such. Cotton is quite all right.
Wear a nice sunhat
Carry a fan
Put an icecube in your drink
Eat an ice cream
Sit in the shade
When you is collecting for a prude charity and one person walks away (it is sad it happens) do not chase after them (this make you hot and sweaty). Call after them "You will regret this missed chance to join prude's mission!" and let it follow them. Move on to the next convert-to-be. That person has gone for now but they will be back with your words ringing in their ears.
It goes without saying that one should not have sex if one is a prude. But remember that sex make you hot, so that is an extra deterrent.
If all else fails you could do as the penguins (those admirable creatures!) do - migrate to Antarctica
Monday, 29 October 2007
The Man has Jumped the Blog
Just a little while ago on a prudey blog-post just a bit further down a blog poster who has been known to us commenters as GT or sometimes as "The Man" which he like to pronounce himself as, spit chips and say he is not coming back here any more, after being a regular Prude-follower for months.
My keen prudey sense say this mean he threaten not to come back the Prude blog, not meaning just to that post.
Poor GT. Little does he realise what is waiting for him in the world of evil without prudey guidance. One day he will come away from those youthful daze of his and say "I wish I had better moral guidance but I shunned those who knew better in favour of a live-it-up fun lifestyle. I thoughts I knew better than those who was older and wiser but that is the folly of youth. Oh to go back and change my decisions!"
It is something many of has said, or will say, except maybe Mr Jumbles.
GT, I wish you well but it is a hard world out there without good strong moral support.
P.S. GT has stomped off suddenly calling Prudey a bigot. I is not sure what he is referring to or why he is so cross about what I has said then. Prude has always speak like this and give these views. Oh youthful temper!
My keen prudey sense say this mean he threaten not to come back the Prude blog, not meaning just to that post.
Poor GT. Little does he realise what is waiting for him in the world of evil without prudey guidance. One day he will come away from those youthful daze of his and say "I wish I had better moral guidance but I shunned those who knew better in favour of a live-it-up fun lifestyle. I thoughts I knew better than those who was older and wiser but that is the folly of youth. Oh to go back and change my decisions!"
It is something many of has said, or will say, except maybe Mr Jumbles.
GT, I wish you well but it is a hard world out there without good strong moral support.
P.S. GT has stomped off suddenly calling Prudey a bigot. I is not sure what he is referring to or why he is so cross about what I has said then. Prude has always speak like this and give these views. Oh youthful temper!
Saturday, 27 October 2007
We all has baggage in life. Just some is more moral baggage than other baggage.
It is a well known fact in life that everyone carries baggage in life. This is an inescapable fact of life. Whether you is a good moral person or a low-life, Mr Jumbles or Burger Boy, you will carry burdens. It has been documented all through history.
At one time people used to have to carry their baggages in little bundles. They used to roll them up in blankets and then double the blankets up for towels and for sleeping on. Now they did not know better but this is pretty repulsive. No wonder they get extra burdens in life and the rest of the human race is soiled. You means you wipe your naughty parts with the same things you wrap your bits of bread and cheese in? It explain a lot about the state of the human race nowadays.
Fortunately humans have become better progressed and we have inherited such burdens from our forebears but we do not have to keep adding to the grime so much. Certainly there is no need to throw some little bits of random hairs into the mix a gifts to the next generation. We has been more advanced in our baggage technology and we should make this our legacy to the future.
Prude is very understanding of this and she has come across the most moral of baggage holders, and indeed baggage, for Prudes to trolley around. It is the Penguin Bag, coming in many models to suit various Prudey needs. It come in Backpacks, Weekenders, Trolleybags, Shoulder bags, produced by Samsonite. What more could you ask for?
Not only is it nice and clean and have separate compartments for your towel and your bread-and-cheese, and it nice and strong, but it pronounce your prudeyness to the world. That in itself is most important. It deliver your message in a swag.
A little backpack may suit your needs, or a set of Penguin Bags for the penguin who has a bit more to carry around. Or who simply revel in a few more penguins around the place.
This is the latest in luggage technology. Embrace a penguin bag, and embrace the future.
Jump on your mission with a penguin on your back!
At one time people used to have to carry their baggages in little bundles. They used to roll them up in blankets and then double the blankets up for towels and for sleeping on. Now they did not know better but this is pretty repulsive. No wonder they get extra burdens in life and the rest of the human race is soiled. You means you wipe your naughty parts with the same things you wrap your bits of bread and cheese in? It explain a lot about the state of the human race nowadays.
Fortunately humans have become better progressed and we have inherited such burdens from our forebears but we do not have to keep adding to the grime so much. Certainly there is no need to throw some little bits of random hairs into the mix a gifts to the next generation. We has been more advanced in our baggage technology and we should make this our legacy to the future.
Prude is very understanding of this and she has come across the most moral of baggage holders, and indeed baggage, for Prudes to trolley around. It is the Penguin Bag, coming in many models to suit various Prudey needs. It come in Backpacks, Weekenders, Trolleybags, Shoulder bags, produced by Samsonite. What more could you ask for?
Not only is it nice and clean and have separate compartments for your towel and your bread-and-cheese, and it nice and strong, but it pronounce your prudeyness to the world. That in itself is most important. It deliver your message in a swag.
A little backpack may suit your needs, or a set of Penguin Bags for the penguin who has a bit more to carry around. Or who simply revel in a few more penguins around the place.
This is the latest in luggage technology. Embrace a penguin bag, and embrace the future.
Jump on your mission with a penguin on your back!
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Cheaters, you is just as bad as child molesters!
Someone is taking a moral stance against cheating. And about time too I is thinking. It seem to me some people is thinking it is rather fun and not too bad to be flinging themselves around. But one day you will be flinging too much and you will fall hard and you will not like it much. I guarantee it. Cheating is wrong.
I has heard people go on about how they think it is just all about thrills and living it up. Well great times can be had in life without being an immoral person. I has said to these people, have you not tried dancing and ice cream? Or maybe a nice cookie and a good game of checkers? They has not known how to have a good time without being immoral and that is because they is thinking one thing all the time.
And it is not a good thing.
However I is saying, one place is trying to keep people on the straight and narrow, one place besides Prude's Mission that is. It is the Anglican Church who has now decided to keep a big register of cheats who is in the clergy - will that shame you peoples? I hope so. It is a pity they don't makes it bigger and make it extended to everyone. It will go alongside their paedophile listing. However I guess you finds heaps of paedophiles in the Church so maybe this is a good enough place to start with cheats anyhow. You may find a good number of them here.
Start small and get big. The moral revolution has to starts somewhere.
Meanwhile, I is hoping everyone in the community is feeling that little bit more protected. Perhaps such a register will mean it is less likely your spouse will be flinging off with the local minister.
That can only be a good thing.
I has heard people go on about how they think it is just all about thrills and living it up. Well great times can be had in life without being an immoral person. I has said to these people, have you not tried dancing and ice cream? Or maybe a nice cookie and a good game of checkers? They has not known how to have a good time without being immoral and that is because they is thinking one thing all the time.
And it is not a good thing.
However I is saying, one place is trying to keep people on the straight and narrow, one place besides Prude's Mission that is. It is the Anglican Church who has now decided to keep a big register of cheats who is in the clergy - will that shame you peoples? I hope so. It is a pity they don't makes it bigger and make it extended to everyone. It will go alongside their paedophile listing. However I guess you finds heaps of paedophiles in the Church so maybe this is a good enough place to start with cheats anyhow. You may find a good number of them here.
Start small and get big. The moral revolution has to starts somewhere.
Meanwhile, I is hoping everyone in the community is feeling that little bit more protected. Perhaps such a register will mean it is less likely your spouse will be flinging off with the local minister.
That can only be a good thing.
Friday, 19 October 2007
Smuggling Budgie Smugglers is Bad for your Health
Well I has always thought Speedos has looked disgusting. They has shown off far too much of a male's bits. Bits which should not be seen, ever. They should be tucked away forever and ever, they should not be known about. I wish I had not known about them but unfortunately someone wore some Speedos and this knowledge was forced upon Prude here.
It is something I is not needing knowledge of.
But if there is ever an additional incentive to not have the budgie smugglers around (hmmm I hope they is not smuggling real budgies in there because I is against such cruelty to animals. If a bird was in that region of the body it would be heinous. And I would be even more outraged if it were a penguin) then it would be this report that explains that Speedos is a health hazard. In fact they is banned in some places. Like Guantanamo Bay. And perhaps the move should be made to ban them in Sydney too.
They is apparently used lots for making nooses from, and people gets hanged lots like that. Well you is thinking that only happens in Cuba? Wrong, there is lots of depressed sad people here who is not needing extra help from Speedos. And lowering the suicide rate is a good thing.
It could be a triple whammy.
It is something I is not needing knowledge of.
But if there is ever an additional incentive to not have the budgie smugglers around (hmmm I hope they is not smuggling real budgies in there because I is against such cruelty to animals. If a bird was in that region of the body it would be heinous. And I would be even more outraged if it were a penguin) then it would be this report that explains that Speedos is a health hazard. In fact they is banned in some places. Like Guantanamo Bay. And perhaps the move should be made to ban them in Sydney too.
They is apparently used lots for making nooses from, and people gets hanged lots like that. Well you is thinking that only happens in Cuba? Wrong, there is lots of depressed sad people here who is not needing extra help from Speedos. And lowering the suicide rate is a good thing.
It could be a triple whammy.
- People is not committing suicide from making nooses from Speedos
- People is not committing suicide from seeing other ugly people in Speedos or realising other people have bits they is not knowing about before
- People is not committing suicide from seeing how gross they is looking in Speedos, a grossness that they is not realising before, now extra-emphasised
Wednesday, 17 October 2007
The Virgin Cover
Penguin Books has another great idea: Blank Books.
Well there is a story inside but the cover is blank. In its classic book section.
White.
Virginal.
Pure.
You is of course able to draw on the cover and personalise it with a good moral picture, so there is none of this half-nudey picture trash that some artists seem apt to like to scrawl on covers. You can make all your front covers penguin heroes and what a joy that will be. Make sure each heroine is wearing a chastity belt and send some good moral messages out there.
Unfortunately there will be some people like Friendless and Burger Boy who will use this opportunity for bad. Such people ought to be stopped from buying blank books in my opinion. In fact it is a wonder they is allowed to roam free in society.
But in the hands of a Prude, a blank book is a thing of beauty, and a joy forever. It is a chance for expression and education. It is a chance to make sure a moral message is passed down to other generations. Prudies may wish to buy blank books for their friends for Christmas, and draw moral messages on them for them as gifts. I am sure they would be appreciating the thought.
What would your moral mesage be? - remember it is your legacy for the future
Well there is a story inside but the cover is blank. In its classic book section.
White.
Virginal.
Pure.
You is of course able to draw on the cover and personalise it with a good moral picture, so there is none of this half-nudey picture trash that some artists seem apt to like to scrawl on covers. You can make all your front covers penguin heroes and what a joy that will be. Make sure each heroine is wearing a chastity belt and send some good moral messages out there.
Unfortunately there will be some people like Friendless and Burger Boy who will use this opportunity for bad. Such people ought to be stopped from buying blank books in my opinion. In fact it is a wonder they is allowed to roam free in society.
But in the hands of a Prude, a blank book is a thing of beauty, and a joy forever. It is a chance for expression and education. It is a chance to make sure a moral message is passed down to other generations. Prudies may wish to buy blank books for their friends for Christmas, and draw moral messages on them for them as gifts. I am sure they would be appreciating the thought.
What would your moral mesage be? - remember it is your legacy for the future
Tuesday, 16 October 2007
Your Ties Says Something Important About You
It is always important to have great ties in the community.
Polite Prudes Unite
You is thinking to yourself, "I is thinking that Penguin Books (see below competition) is the most moral of books, but which is the most moral Penguin Books of Penguin Books?"
Well, I is thinking that there is a very clear runner in the race. In fact this Penguin is running so far ahead I is thinking not many other penguins will have a chance.
It is with great pleasure I recommend this great work of Penguin Literature, The Penguin Book of Etiquette , a book which give great advice about how a true penguin and a true Prude ought conduct himself and herself and penguinself in public and in private. Nobility, dignity, chastity, integrity and prudity. I is thinking how fine a gem are we honoured to have in this society.
I has nominated it as Prude's favourite Penguin book.
It remind us of some important dicta "Courtesy is not just for special people and special occasions, it's for everyone, every day."
A Prude should conduct its prudeself in a becoming way at all times not just on Melbourne Cup Day and days like that. It should also be remembered that Chastity is not just for special people and for special occasions too. It is not just for monks and nuns and not just for every third Wednesday. It is for every single day and it is to be celebrated. Like courtesy if we is to extend chastity to every part of our lives we is to be respected for it. I thinks this is the Etiquette Book message.
Mr Jumbles is nodding his head in agreement and cannot wait to read another page of this wholesome book. That is a recommendation in itself.
Be polite, prudies, and unite. Banners for modern manners!
Well, I is thinking that there is a very clear runner in the race. In fact this Penguin is running so far ahead I is thinking not many other penguins will have a chance.
It is with great pleasure I recommend this great work of Penguin Literature, The Penguin Book of Etiquette , a book which give great advice about how a true penguin and a true Prude ought conduct himself and herself and penguinself in public and in private. Nobility, dignity, chastity, integrity and prudity. I is thinking how fine a gem are we honoured to have in this society.
I has nominated it as Prude's favourite Penguin book.
It remind us of some important dicta "Courtesy is not just for special people and special occasions, it's for everyone, every day."
A Prude should conduct its prudeself in a becoming way at all times not just on Melbourne Cup Day and days like that. It should also be remembered that Chastity is not just for special people and for special occasions too. It is not just for monks and nuns and not just for every third Wednesday. It is for every single day and it is to be celebrated. Like courtesy if we is to extend chastity to every part of our lives we is to be respected for it. I thinks this is the Etiquette Book message.
Mr Jumbles is nodding his head in agreement and cannot wait to read another page of this wholesome book. That is a recommendation in itself.
Be polite, prudies, and unite. Banners for modern manners!
Saturday, 13 October 2007
Win a Very Moral Penguin Package!
Now I is not usually one for advocating competitions as most things I believe is the product of hard work and lots of charity-work and chastity. However I do think this is one that is too important to pass up and it will enhance your bookcase for the better if you is winning it, also if you goes to this website you will be seeing some very upright logos which is a good thing in itself.
It is a Penguin Package Competition. Unfortunately you do not win a real penguin, but you can win a book package for penguin books which is inferior to an actual penguin but still very moral.
It is a Penguin Package Competition. Unfortunately you do not win a real penguin, but you can win a book package for penguin books which is inferior to an actual penguin but still very moral.
I has already entered the competition but I urge you to also.
Penguin books is a great book publishing company.
If I was to write a Prude Book (which I is thinking of doing by the way. Any good titles I is open to hearing about) they would have the honour of receiving my manuscript first. And oh what an honour that would be.
Also I would like to remind you all that at the moment Borders books is having Penguin and Puffin (the little penguins) books at 20% off now. This is a great chance to get some more penguins into your house, and that is always a good thing.
Good luck penguin lovers and prude-followers and let me know of your great successes with penguin-obtaining!
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