I is prude. The one and only original prude. There has been some who has tried to imitate me, but they has not been successful, mainly because they is not moral and enlightened enough.
Prude has two great missions in life. 1. Converting people to moral enlightenment. People is so dirty it is disgusting and mainly all they thinks about is sex which disgusts prude and that is good. At least one person is disgusted and not a lascivious being. I wish there was more people like me even a bit like me because they cannot be exactly me (as I am original – see above) but it seems too high a pinnacle for them to reach.
Prude does not think of sex except when she is thinking about not thinking of sex and thinking of how sex is bad and how she wants to stop other people from thinking about sex but this is allowed.
Mission 2. Saving penguins is one of prude’s great missions in life. We should all adopt and save penguins. Penguins is majestic creatures. If humans were penguins they would be better people. They would also not be people.
Prude has other hobbies and meanings to life as she is a rare complex and intelligent creature as you shall see but these is the main two.
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