Of course I is referring to the Everlasting Love ads for home loans featuring sexy romps with Bill and Glenys Ferguson. They is both 79 years old and they should be old enough to know better than to be flashing their wrinkled skin and getting it on in the backyard for all to see. You should think at their age they should have grown some morals. It is about time I should say.
Sex is immoral at all ages. And it is disgusting that advertisers should try to use it to sell home loans. I mean next they will do something low like try to use it to sell cars or alcohol or clothes or holidays. You just don't know how far it will go if they get this far they could really push it so it must be stopping now.
But for old people to be sex romping? Now that makes me feel sick to the stomach. Where is the taste? Where is the role model? Where is the dignity?
I suppose it could be worse. They could be John and Janette Howard.
They could be Amanda Vanstone.
Oh sorry she is only one person. Sometimes I get confused.
They could be wearing nipple clamps and G-strings.
But it is still disgusting enough. I will rather live in a little hut built from sticks rather than buy a home loan from people who perpetuate such filth. It would be against my dignity. I will live in prudely honour. Hopefully it shall not come to that, but if it does ...
By my prudeness I say this!
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**Wonders how their love can help her make a baby** Not that I want one. I was just wondering! 8/
"They could be wearing nipple clamps and G-strings."
How do you know what they are? Especially the first one?
A threesome, perhaps, meribah?
Burger Boy tell me too much about G-strings I think GT. It is not good for a prude to hear about such fantasies but in the name of therapy I endure it. Pink ones, black ones, one with beads, one with diamantes, shiny ones, see through-ish ones. Poor boy he is corrupt but I stand strong throughout his rants.
I cannot reveal my source, re: nipple clamps, GT.
For one it would breach confidentiality.
For two it would be kind of embarrassing.
Their time would be better spent if they knew how to make a penguin. That is what we need more of in the world meribah. That and other innocent, dignified, noble animals.
But penguins mostly.
Maria, stop saying naughty things! You is putting bad ideas into homeloaners heads.
We do not want to see the "Three Horny Geriatrics" Ad ... It has gone too far already!
Go on tell us more, Prude.
As you have said before, "the people need the truth"
You want the truth ...
You cannot handle the truth!
I shall hold my right to prudey silence.
The truth is in chastity and dignity. It is the only True Truth that is truly true in the whole true world. Oh that and penguins.
It was Mr Jumbles wasn't it?
I shall assume it was seeing as no other proof was brought forward. Did they come with him?
As you have said before, "the people need the truth"
"Did they come with him?" - GT
Who's "they" a reference to, coming with Mr Jumbles? If it's the old people in the picture, maybe we don't need the explicit details.
Oh the wonders of double entendres. I meant did they come in the same package as Mr Jumbles?
Oh darn. I've gone and done it again
I will thanks you and maria very much not to make fun of Mr Jumbles, GT, he is not to be stooped low to.
Mr Jumbles is a free penguin!
He has always comes without a package.
I'd usually post a rude comment here but I can see I don't need to.
Friendless - wanna make a tag team? I got this post covered, you take the next?
**Tries not to think about threesomes with old people** Thanks a lot, Maria!
And you are so right, Prude! We definitely need more innocent dignified noble animals in the world...like myself! **Polishes halo and tries to work out the kink in it** :P
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