Has anyone viewed my blog in Mozilla Firefox (or any browser other than Internet Explorer lately?) and noted the URL?
I thinks it is VERY appropriate for a Prudey!
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"Mr Jumbles ... treat him with dignity and respect. He deserve it."
"Mr Jumbles ... treat him with dignity and respect. He deserve it."
About Me
- prude
- I is prude. The one and only original prude. There has been some who has tried to imitate me, but they has not been successful, mainly because they is not moral and enlightened enough. Prude has two great missions in life. 1. Converting people to moral enlightenment. People is so dirty it is disgusting and mainly all they thinks about is sex which disgusts prude and that is good. At least one person is disgusted and not a lascivious being. I wish there was more people like me even a bit like me because they cannot be exactly me (as I am original – see above) but it seems too high a pinnacle for them to reach. Prude does not think of sex except when she is thinking about not thinking of sex and thinking of how sex is bad and how she wants to stop other people from thinking about sex but this is allowed. Mission 2. Saving penguins is one of prude’s great missions in life. We should all adopt and save penguins. Penguins is majestic creatures. If humans were penguins they would be better people. They would also not be people. Prude has other hobbies and meanings to life as she is a rare complex and intelligent creature as you shall see but these is the main two.
Great Music For Prudes
- Shout! when you see an immoral happening The Isley Brothers
- Shake, Rattle And Roll your Chastity Belt Proudly Big Joe Turner
- Let's Not Talk About Sex Salt 'n' Pepa
- Black And White [like a penguin] Michael Jackson
- Like A Virgin Madonna
- Sweet Chastity Cy Coleman
5 comments:
Huh? Mr Jumbles in the address bar? He has no clothes on.
Wrong again - he is fully dressed in his Penguin Birthday Suit!
Unlike Humans, Penguins are fully dressed at birth, and a birthday suit for Penguins is a name for that dignified clothing they wears. No nudey skin protruding, it is all covered up!
That is one reason why we should admire them so much. What advancement of evolution!
If there were such a mag as Playpenguin the centrefold would have to be shaved. because simply standing there without a jacket on does not technically constitute nudity. But of course Penguins do not descend to such stuff because they is not having dirty minds.
Oooo! Me like the penguin icon! Very dignified. :)
Me had the same thoughts, Me-ribah
I think all centrefolds should be shaved as a matter of course.
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