Monday, 9 June 2008

Stop the Pope!

I has recently got a memo notifying me that World Youth Day, including Pope Benedict XVI's visit could drive up the market for brothels.

More Pope, more sex it seems. More Youth Day More sex. More Cathgolic Church celebration, more sex.

I is not sure why this is. It would not happen if it were a Penguin Parade, I assure you. I is not sure what it is about Catholics, Priests and crosses that has people running to the brothels. But it seem to have some correlation according to what i has been informed.

What do it mean? If this is true, it mean we must take precaution.

What can we do?

1) Stop the Pope! Kindly inform him he is a bad influence, his preference encourages the sex trade.
2) Have all those in the Pope's vicinity wear regulation chastity belts. They will not be allowed to be unlocked for three weeks after the Pope has left, just to make sure.
3) Collect all sex workers and put in a little sex zoo where they is not allowed to have any contact with the outside world for the duration of the Pope's visit.
Actually this idea could go on for longer than the Pope's visit. It could go on indefinitely. If they could be shot into outer space it would be excellent.


Ann O'Dyne said...

Yes "shot into outer space"
and their customers,
and the horses they rode in on.
and the Pope too really,
for all the good he does anywhere.

His cult actually says penguins have no soul.
what a bloody hypocrite.

prude said...

In my opinion, those who thinks penguins has no souls has not looks far enough into their owns!

Perhaps they is lacking in the soul area themselves.

No soul indeed!

And do they think that all that penguin nobility and intelligence and dignity and generosity just spring from nowhere?