I has recently got a memo notifying me that World Youth Day, including Pope Benedict XVI's visit could drive up the market for brothels.
More Pope, more sex it seems. More Youth Day More sex. More Cathgolic Church celebration, more sex.
I is not sure why this is. It would not happen if it were a Penguin Parade, I assure you. I is not sure what it is about Catholics, Priests and crosses that has people running to the brothels. But it seem to have some correlation according to what i has been informed.
What do it mean? If this is true, it mean we must take precaution.
What can we do?
1) Stop the Pope! Kindly inform him he is a bad influence, his preference encourages the sex trade.
2) Have all those in the Pope's vicinity wear regulation chastity belts. They will not be allowed to be unlocked for three weeks after the Pope has left, just to make sure.
3) Collect all sex workers and put in a little sex zoo where they is not allowed to have any contact with the outside world for the duration of the Pope's visit.
Actually this idea could go on for longer than the Pope's visit. It could go on indefinitely. If they could be shot into outer space it would be excellent.
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About Me
- prude
- I is prude. The one and only original prude. There has been some who has tried to imitate me, but they has not been successful, mainly because they is not moral and enlightened enough. Prude has two great missions in life. 1. Converting people to moral enlightenment. People is so dirty it is disgusting and mainly all they thinks about is sex which disgusts prude and that is good. At least one person is disgusted and not a lascivious being. I wish there was more people like me even a bit like me because they cannot be exactly me (as I am original – see above) but it seems too high a pinnacle for them to reach. Prude does not think of sex except when she is thinking about not thinking of sex and thinking of how sex is bad and how she wants to stop other people from thinking about sex but this is allowed. Mission 2. Saving penguins is one of prude’s great missions in life. We should all adopt and save penguins. Penguins is majestic creatures. If humans were penguins they would be better people. They would also not be people. Prude has other hobbies and meanings to life as she is a rare complex and intelligent creature as you shall see but these is the main two.
Great Music For Prudes
- Shout! when you see an immoral happening The Isley Brothers
- Shake, Rattle And Roll your Chastity Belt Proudly Big Joe Turner
- Let's Not Talk About Sex Salt 'n' Pepa
- Black And White [like a penguin] Michael Jackson
- Like A Virgin Madonna
- Sweet Chastity Cy Coleman
2 comments:
Yes "shot into outer space"
and their customers,
and the horses they rode in on.
and the Pope too really,
for all the good he does anywhere.
His cult actually says penguins have no soul.
what a bloody hypocrite.
In my opinion, those who thinks penguins has no souls has not looks far enough into their owns!
Perhaps they is lacking in the soul area themselves.
No soul indeed!
And do they think that all that penguin nobility and intelligence and dignity and generosity just spring from nowhere?
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