I has just seen a penguin video that I think would brighten up any good penguin fan's New Year amazingly, and wish to share.
Here we go:
Penguin escapes killer whales
Did you ever see such heroism?
Such breathtaking wonder?
I wonder why people employ some of these nobodies in Hollywood to go about toting guns and running about in obviously fake buildings with big explosives behind it (we all know it is just a computer effect peoples) when we can have real adrenalin pumping right here and this is for real and what is more the RIGHTEOUS PENGUIN is saved for the day.
Not that I advocate putting penguins in tanks full of sharks to replace badly made Hollywood pics.
No not one bit.
But when it happened and it is captured on film and the baddie loses it is infinitely better more value for the DVD than some silly big budget badly scripted car chase movie which have to involve a sleazy cop, a wisecracking black cop and a cold baddie with no personality and an unfathomable or convenient motive, and a machine gun that can fire fifty times at a good guy but never hit him.
Look out for the reassuring "All penguins survived and were awarded medals of bravery in the making of this film" tag in your next rental.