Now it is true Prude has not said a great deal about surfing on her blog. However that is not the point. She has indeed said a lot about penguins. That is a fact. She has been a proud supporter of penguin movies. That is another fact. March Of The Penguins and Happy Feet are two of her favourite movies. And now another Penguin Movie is coming out.Surf's Up
It is a true story movie about a penguin called Cody Maverick who is going to the Penguin Surfing Championships. I did not know about this competition but you learn something new all the time. It is a true story, it say.
This movie show that Penguins have achieved high power and status in media as they deserve. They is moral beings. It is right for people to look up to them. I say this is a good thing. I would like to say I is proud of the part my blog has played in bringing awareness of penguins to modern culture and allowing creative people to see that there is nothing wrong and there is much right about expressing yourself through the penguin theme.
Go forwards. Go upwards. I is proud of you. Show us, penguins, what you is really made of.
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there is nothing wrong and there is much right about expressing yourself through the penguin theme
Before the predictable people get there first, like those who wished to torture me on the blog, PENGUIN THEMES expression does not mean penguin killing, otherwise known, I think, as penguinicide and I believe is punishable in a very disgusting way. Firstly you are deprived of penguin movies and then you are cared into small pieces, but firstly a penguin shape is chiselled into your flesh while you is alive, exposing your heart and stomach and intestines etc. Then you is ripped apart by bunches of penguins pulling you in different directions, while your mouth is stuffed with vile poison that make you die slowly and in lots of pain.
On the other hand it may be a reprimand and community service. I will have to go consult my Penguin Punishments Regulations Book.
**Hopes the punishment is the latter and not the former** 'Cause the former is just nasty! **Shudders**
Anywhoo, as I was gonna say, before Prude put that awful image in my brain...PENGUINS ROCK!!! WOOOO! And so do ducks, 'cause they are just sooo cute with their little ducky feet and their sweet ducky faces, and the baby ducks are even cuter with their cute little fluffy bodies! They are just too adorable for words! :)
Penguins and ducks aren't birds. I'll tell you why, next week.
The Man
Next week has gone The Man.
I has not seen your explanation of the duck/penguin/bird separation.
You is a liar.
Penguins & Ducks are in fact fish!
They spend most of their time in or near the water, eat fish and Penguins do not fly so they hardly count as birds. The last time anyone saw a Duck fly was 3 of them nailed to a wall of a house...
The Man
I am not a liar by the way - my attention was hampered by the kissing of a girl on the dancefloor on Friday last. I almost thought i was kind of like you having not had a substantial relationship - very nearly Prudelike. But alas, i have failed the Prude mission. Oh, and i didn't know her last name, and we're messaging each other now and i still don't.
The Man
prude said...
You is a liar.
The Man said...
You have bad grammar.
The Man
You is mistaken The Man.
I has had a very substantial relationship for a long time.
But for me it has been with the higher order not with oh other humans. It do not involve being unfaithful to my chaste beliefs.
By the way dogs spend their time not flying (unless they is fat little dogs owned by millionairesses who has lots of overseas trips in first class) and they spend lots of time in water or near water - I has not seen a dog yet who does not spend most of it time either paddling, taking a bath, splashing a puddling or wandering around its dog bowl.
Yet a dog is not a fish.
I look it up in my Encyclopedia Britannica.
I think your test is flawed.
Prude you still have bad grammar. I think you have failed your own Prude Mission with non - Prude grammar.
The Man
My grammar and my spelling I is quite happy with. I is not moved by your protestations. My mission is clear and my grand grammar supports it.
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