Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Welcome the PrudeMobile!

Blogger GT asked recently, what kind of car would prude have if she had a car?

That is a very interesting question. For at the moment Prude do not have a car. She walks most places or she has caught the bus or train. A couple of times she has caught a taxi but taxi drivers are not very polite in general. And some has appalling English skills, unlike Prude here whose English skills is second to none.

Walking is very good for the body as well as good for the environment, and a Dream PrudeMobile would definitely reflect those values. It would be fuel efficient. In fact, if possible Prude would have invented some revolutionary way in the future to have used up something that no one want anymore and have no carbon emissions at all.

Perhaps she could design a certain way to power a car on dinner leftovers, spam emails, politicians' broken promises and policies, lost paperclips, pez containers and introductory offers to credit card companies, without there being any emissions. This would be a great boon for the environment.

Her car would be ergonomically designed to support the back and give good posture, for a good penguin always sit upright. PrudeMobiles would be available in noble colours, white, black and white, and blue and white.

Such a car would be spick and span because prude detest rubbish. There would be a large roomy area for holding a box to collect penguin charity donations, and a brush should one's penguin suit need a bit of maintenance.

A CD player installed in the car would recite Prude's incantations as she drove through the streets, in the hope of converting the sinners she pass. "Chastity! Do not forget chastity! It is Good to be a Prude! Do not think about sex! Be chaste! Do not give into earthly disgusting temptations! Hold yourself high and be above wickedness!"

Near where the accelerator and brake is, there would be room to let your idle foot do a good penguin dance limbering up exercise.

It would be driven at a moderate speed. Prude detest this idea of racing against hoons. It is dangerous and rough and stupid. Also, if you drive more moderately the more likely pedestrians and passers-by will hear your Prude message and be converted than if you buzz by hardly seen.

Safety. Beauty. Upholding Righteous Values. Body, mind and soul in harmony.

The Prudemobile embody them all.

7 comments:

GT said...

"And some has appalling English skills, unlike Prude here whose English skills is second to none."

Don't start a sentence with "and" and it's, "English skills are second to none."

Correct,apart from myself, obviously.

"Perhaps she could design a certain way to power a car on dinner leftovers, spam emails, politicians' broken promises and policies, lost paperclips, pez containers and introductory offers to credit card companies, without there being any emissions. This would be a great boon for the environment."

I see you have read my profile page! Don't be a stranger, Prude! Come and say hello on my blog.

prude said...

I has said hello GT ... but really - girls and car blog? No other mission in life? You reminds me of those disgusting shallow creatures ... they is called ... males.

GT said...

Plenty other missions in life. Not quite as prudey though.

I am male by the way so you can't expect a whole lot more.

prude said...

I think it is like what I was saying on your blof GT. So much room for improvement, so much potential I is capable of seeing, but not all species, like males, is hopeful of reaching it. Oh well.

Try a prudemobile. They is quite refined.

Meribah said...

The puppy is all for environmentally friendly vehicles. After all, we only have one Earth and must work to keep it clean. She does not like power windows, however, as she might accidentally push the "up" button when she goes to stick her head out the window. Man, that hurts!

Maria said...

From what I see on the street, pups have more ownership of cars days than humans do. The average car is a DogDriver. It seems every DogOwner out there doesn't just bring his/her dog for a ride, he/she is The Dog's Chauffeur, with the dog wearing sunnies and a cool baseball cap matching the car, and perched in the passenger seat.

You can just imagine the dog saying,

"Steady on there, Barkley, take the scenic route, and for goodness' sake, cut out that crappy talkback and let's get some real music going. Whatever happened to good ol' YAPFM? ... Now, that's more like it! Ahhh, I can feel the breeze whistling behind my ears, that's what I call a vehicle!"

GT said...

Re-check me blog thar Prude. Maybe there be potential in them thar hills, etc.