A chastity belt is a fine moral piece of wear, however I would just like to report that it is not a comfortable piece to be wearing when a Prude falls from a float into a crowd and is somewhat laid up and bandaged. Hmmm. The chaffing factor in certain areas. What protects at some times, also becomes thine enemy. Or something I think like that. Anyhow it sound good and somewhat dignified.
Prude goes through a lot for her mission. It is a pity not all appreciate this.
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"Mr Jumbles ... treat him with dignity and respect. He deserve it."
"Mr Jumbles ... treat him with dignity and respect. He deserve it."
About Me
- prude
- I is prude. The one and only original prude. There has been some who has tried to imitate me, but they has not been successful, mainly because they is not moral and enlightened enough. Prude has two great missions in life. 1. Converting people to moral enlightenment. People is so dirty it is disgusting and mainly all they thinks about is sex which disgusts prude and that is good. At least one person is disgusted and not a lascivious being. I wish there was more people like me even a bit like me because they cannot be exactly me (as I am original – see above) but it seems too high a pinnacle for them to reach. Prude does not think of sex except when she is thinking about not thinking of sex and thinking of how sex is bad and how she wants to stop other people from thinking about sex but this is allowed. Mission 2. Saving penguins is one of prude’s great missions in life. We should all adopt and save penguins. Penguins is majestic creatures. If humans were penguins they would be better people. They would also not be people. Prude has other hobbies and meanings to life as she is a rare complex and intelligent creature as you shall see but these is the main two.
Great Music For Prudes
- Shout! when you see an immoral happening The Isley Brothers
- Shake, Rattle And Roll your Chastity Belt Proudly Big Joe Turner
- Let's Not Talk About Sex Salt 'n' Pepa
- Black And White [like a penguin] Michael Jackson
- Like A Virgin Madonna
- Sweet Chastity Cy Coleman
6 comments:
Was that the fall you blogged about earlier? I seem to remember something about Prude goeth on about a fall. Anyway, do you have photos?
That area of the body is not for public perusal, Friendless. I will not be showing any visual proof.
You shall have to take my word for it, I can be trusted. Prude do not lie!
As I said - beware The Fall. Was I not right?
Hmmm, petroleum jelly might help with the chafing.
Thank you meribah.
Someone is at last tryingto be helpful.
Friendless, any comments about the edibility of jelly and I will be very cross. You do NOT wish to see that!
Nope, petroleum jelly is NOT EDIBLE. It's YUK. That's why I always spread Aeroplane jelly on my lady's private parts. So much tastier...
Hmmm, petroleum edible puts you off? You has just given me a motivation for applying it. Liberally. On my body parts, my house, my blog, EVERYWHERE FRIENDLESS!!!
As for eating Aeroplane jelly on ladies' body parts friendless, I hope it gives you jet lag or plane sickness or whatever. You deserve it for being so immoral.
You gets your just desserts in life.
Remeber that friendless.
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