The Proud History Of The Chastity Belt

It has come to my attention that some have made fun of me because I wears a chastity belt. Now this is completely unwarranted and is in fact quite ignorant as the chastity belt has a very dignified history.

Just as Prude has a dignified history. For the edification of naysayers:

Early Days

Some thinks that chastity belts was first worn by loose women, i.e. low class medieval women. They thinks of farmers and serfs with low class women with loose hair and loose morals who cannot be controlled. The farmer goes working out in the fields all day and they pin the chastity belt on some trashy woman.

In fact the chastity belt was not used like that at all. It was used mostly by rich high class people so it symbolises upper class and wealth. It was more a Renaissassance period thing anyhow.

Loose Women?

Some says to me, "Prude, if you think you is so good and moral, why do you wear a chastity belt, I thought this was for LOOSE WOMEN!" Then they snigger in an effort to degrade me, as if such ignorant people could turn Prude away from her mission!

The chastity belt for me is many things, importantly it is a symbolic reference to chastity. I know I is a role model to the many who has strayed from the path of righteousness. They looks up to me. I must lead the way. I must use SYMBOLS to show my purity overtly for them.

Secondly, while I is moral, not all others is. In a perfect world, for instance, a PENGUIN HEAVEN, there would be no need for chastity belts, everyone would be asexual, free from constraints, and have no sexual thoughts but have no need for belts either. We would not have sex but not need to wear the belt either.

However in this lewd world of us sadly not all is as moral as Mr Jumbles and myself. (Mr Jumbles nods sagely at this time.) The chastity belt is not so much to stop me from resisting the temptation of urges, as I have not lewd urges and I have dignity and self-control and morals. However it stops others from getting in!

It is a sad society when we has to use a lock and key to stop the evils from getting in but I assure you - that is what kind of degenerate world we is coming to.

Personal Hygiene

Some thinks that a chastity belt is not very hygienic. I assure you this is not the case. Just like your underwear, it is all in how you care for it and maintain it, and how it is made in the first place. Prude is very careful of personal hygiene. We is in the age of technology not in the dark ages!

The Age Of Technology

I has pointed out that a song has been written telling prudes to Shake Rattle And Roll their chastity belts, and I say I do so with pride. We must identify ourselves as of The Chastity Belt Wearer Union, those of the Belted Up Group (BUGgers, we are). I is expecting to see great innovations in Chastity Belt technology rapidly developing in this century. You can already shake and rattle in them, and they is already very clean and convenient and comfortable. I is expecting the ability to play chess with them, have a drink-and-biscuit dispenser in them for afternoon tea, and an internet connection in them soon, and they is supposed to sort my mail and knit my woollens for me.

Further Notes for Chastity Belt Wearers

I was rattling my belt loudly in the burger shop recently. Do not be put off by the nasty looks of patrons. They is not understanding of your mission.

Burger Boy was nearby, he says to me, "What is that noise, Prude?"

I says, "Burger Boy, it is my chastity belt!"

He says, "Kinky!"

It is good that he is interested, but sometimes I think my efforts to reform the boy are somewhat wasted.