Sunday, 10 December 2006

The Majesty Of The Penguin

Penguins is majestic creatures. If you should look at a penguin, should you be so lucky, you should be captivated by them. That is why prude is devoting her life to penguin saving, that is when she is not devoting her life to converting people to chastity and converting them into moral beings.

Now, prude does not ignore other beasts of the earth. This is a mistake some people make when they find I is a penguin lover, they jump to the conclusion I is a platypus or a rhinoceros or a giraffe or kangaroo hater. Now that is not true and prude would be much offended if she did not realise that people who leap to such conclusions are just ignoramuses not worthy of prude’s superior intellectual attention.

But penguins is special. They inspire us to do good and be moral, let us talk about the symbolism of the penguin.

The penguin, unlike those humans who is quite wishy washy about their moral behaviour and intentions, is quite definite and knows his way on the path of righteousness. All is black and white with the penguin.

So why, you say, is not the zebra or panda an equal symbol of uprightness?

Well I says to you, is the zebra upright? No. It walks on all fours. You see my LOGIC.

And the panda I fear has not the same dignity as the penguin, it is given to roundness and indulgence not self-restraint ho hum.

Therefore we turn to penguins for inspiration. You know it is right.


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