I is all for going out into the public to collect money for causes. I for one is a great charity collector for many causes.
For one I support Penguin Adoption.
Save the Penguins
Prudes against Sex
People against Crude Movies
The Making of Strong Chastity Belts with Encrypted Alarm Double Locking Safety
Penguin Dancing Classes
People against Drugs
Strawberry Cheesecake Appreciation Group (I have cravings, just like any other person)
People against Mankinis (this speak for itself)
And other worthy groups
However the way a person go about collecting their money speaks oceans about the person. It is one thing to rattle your tin. It is another to rattle your chastity belt. And it is another - and very unacceptable thing altogether - to rattle your whole body so much that your outer coverings fall off!
But it do not seem that everyone appreciate the difference
In a subway in Bucharest apparently some lady is doing a striptease and pole dancing - catching fellow travellers by surprise - and then after subjecting them to such an undignified show of her flesh and rolling about and twisting - gosh they did not ask for it - she actually have the audacity to thin they would pay her. She passes around a KFC container asking for cash (gosh a KFC container - this is also hitting tacky).
I beg you not to follow in this lady's footsteps - or dance steps.
When you think of charity collecting, do not think of poles. Do not think of nudity. Do not think of KFC.
Such thoughts only lead you off the path of righteousness. You would not be doing any of your causes a favour.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Mary Poppins Advances the Cause of the Penguin Dance
I would like to direct young minds to the movie, Mary Poppins.
There is no need to watch the whole thing, though of course you may if you wish. I has watched it carefully and I has not found any sexy or bad language in it. So it is not too bad an influence on young minds.
Though of course I must warn you that when Bert and Mary and the Banks children are on the roofs they is covered in soot. Note that this is not a very goodly way to keep oneself, a good living person keeps oneself clean on the inside and out.
However, the important part to watch is the bit when Mary and Bert go on a "Jolly Holiday" inside the chalk painting, on a holiday in the painting. Then they dance their ways to a nice little tea house and outs come ...
YES!
You has got it. Penguins.
Little penguins who is happy to act as waiters, because penguins are thoughtful types, and "at your service" is their way of thinking.
What is more, to demonstrate their cheerfulness and gladsomeness, they do a dance, and what is better, Bert joins in.
He demonstrates to human beings that Penguin Dancing is not beyond us, if we give it a go.
Now I would not say Bert is the most elegant dancer I has ever seen, but at least he give it a go, and he try to penguin dance.
That is something we should all aspire to. Give Penguin dancing a go, like Bert!
There is no need to watch the whole thing, though of course you may if you wish. I has watched it carefully and I has not found any sexy or bad language in it. So it is not too bad an influence on young minds.
Though of course I must warn you that when Bert and Mary and the Banks children are on the roofs they is covered in soot. Note that this is not a very goodly way to keep oneself, a good living person keeps oneself clean on the inside and out.
However, the important part to watch is the bit when Mary and Bert go on a "Jolly Holiday" inside the chalk painting, on a holiday in the painting. Then they dance their ways to a nice little tea house and outs come ...
YES!
You has got it. Penguins.
Little penguins who is happy to act as waiters, because penguins are thoughtful types, and "at your service" is their way of thinking.
What is more, to demonstrate their cheerfulness and gladsomeness, they do a dance, and what is better, Bert joins in.
He demonstrates to human beings that Penguin Dancing is not beyond us, if we give it a go.
Now I would not say Bert is the most elegant dancer I has ever seen, but at least he give it a go, and he try to penguin dance.
That is something we should all aspire to. Give Penguin dancing a go, like Bert!
I want a POMI!
South Korean Researchers have unveiled POMI and it has nothing to do with the Brits.
This one have emotions, and interacts with humans!
Gosh I think it is a great.
What it is is a robotic penguin, but it apparently has all the senses, it can see feel touch and everything, even smell (where is my Prudey deodorant, I wish to make a good impression) and can meet and greet.
It has voice recognition technology. And I bet in its heart of heart-boxes it will recognise me and Mr Jumbles.
I need to rush in there and get one, and maybe an army of them, and convert them to Prudism quick before anyone has other ideas about twisting the brains of robotic penguins for bad uses. It would be immoral to do otherwise.
Besides, I'm sure Mr Jumbles would just like one for a friend! Not that Squawk has not been a friend of valour but friends ... you can do with a few more I is sure.
This one have emotions, and interacts with humans!
Gosh I think it is a great.
What it is is a robotic penguin, but it apparently has all the senses, it can see feel touch and everything, even smell (where is my Prudey deodorant, I wish to make a good impression) and can meet and greet.
It has voice recognition technology. And I bet in its heart of heart-boxes it will recognise me and Mr Jumbles.
I need to rush in there and get one, and maybe an army of them, and convert them to Prudism quick before anyone has other ideas about twisting the brains of robotic penguins for bad uses. It would be immoral to do otherwise.
Besides, I'm sure Mr Jumbles would just like one for a friend! Not that Squawk has not been a friend of valour but friends ... you can do with a few more I is sure.
Monday, 9 June 2008
Stop the Pope!
I has recently got a memo notifying me that World Youth Day, including Pope Benedict XVI's visit could drive up the market for brothels.
More Pope, more sex it seems. More Youth Day More sex. More Cathgolic Church celebration, more sex.
I is not sure why this is. It would not happen if it were a Penguin Parade, I assure you. I is not sure what it is about Catholics, Priests and crosses that has people running to the brothels. But it seem to have some correlation according to what i has been informed.
What do it mean? If this is true, it mean we must take precaution.
What can we do?
1) Stop the Pope! Kindly inform him he is a bad influence, his preference encourages the sex trade.
2) Have all those in the Pope's vicinity wear regulation chastity belts. They will not be allowed to be unlocked for three weeks after the Pope has left, just to make sure.
3) Collect all sex workers and put in a little sex zoo where they is not allowed to have any contact with the outside world for the duration of the Pope's visit.
Actually this idea could go on for longer than the Pope's visit. It could go on indefinitely. If they could be shot into outer space it would be excellent.
More Pope, more sex it seems. More Youth Day More sex. More Cathgolic Church celebration, more sex.
I is not sure why this is. It would not happen if it were a Penguin Parade, I assure you. I is not sure what it is about Catholics, Priests and crosses that has people running to the brothels. But it seem to have some correlation according to what i has been informed.
What do it mean? If this is true, it mean we must take precaution.
What can we do?
1) Stop the Pope! Kindly inform him he is a bad influence, his preference encourages the sex trade.
2) Have all those in the Pope's vicinity wear regulation chastity belts. They will not be allowed to be unlocked for three weeks after the Pope has left, just to make sure.
3) Collect all sex workers and put in a little sex zoo where they is not allowed to have any contact with the outside world for the duration of the Pope's visit.
Actually this idea could go on for longer than the Pope's visit. It could go on indefinitely. If they could be shot into outer space it would be excellent.
Immoral or Amoral?
I was reading some writing by someone who had written about morality.
In fact the person wrote:
"Which is better, Immorality or Amorality?"
Immoral means to do the wong thing. The person is a person who follows the wrong thing all the time. They has low, base standards. They knows sex is bad and they decides to do it anyhows. That kind of creep. They realise everyone disapproves of chopping off heads and then they will run around lopping them off anyhow. And then they will probably chuckle too, just for pops.
Amoral is a person who has no standards. They has not had any guidance. These are the loose cannons. These people look at people who has heads chopped off and thinks "Oh gosh I do not see the problem is there a problem I do not understand perhaps I will do it too because I do not see there is a problem maybe I will join in perhaps."
They has sex because they does not know any better.
They does lots of things because they does not know any better or they does not care.
Immoral peoples care but they is defiant.
I kept thinking about this question:
"Which is better, Immorality or Amorality?"
Then I realised it is a trick:
There is no BETTER about it because BETTER implies GOODNESS and none is GOOD!
They is both BAD YUK.
Best avoid both.
In fact the person wrote:
"Which is better, Immorality or Amorality?"
Immoral means to do the wong thing. The person is a person who follows the wrong thing all the time. They has low, base standards. They knows sex is bad and they decides to do it anyhows. That kind of creep. They realise everyone disapproves of chopping off heads and then they will run around lopping them off anyhow. And then they will probably chuckle too, just for pops.
Amoral is a person who has no standards. They has not had any guidance. These are the loose cannons. These people look at people who has heads chopped off and thinks "Oh gosh I do not see the problem is there a problem I do not understand perhaps I will do it too because I do not see there is a problem maybe I will join in perhaps."
They has sex because they does not know any better.
They does lots of things because they does not know any better or they does not care.
Immoral peoples care but they is defiant.
I kept thinking about this question:
"Which is better, Immorality or Amorality?"
Then I realised it is a trick:
There is no BETTER about it because BETTER implies GOODNESS and none is GOOD!
They is both BAD YUK.
Best avoid both.
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
Another Henson Photo
Another column is abuzz with Henson outrage , yes it even show pics. Different pics from what were removed from the Bill Henson exhibition recently which was of a young teenage girl naked.
This selection still shows a young character and he is not wearing clothes. I think it is also shamefully aimed at young people and the dim lighting is meant to be suggesting erotica. I thinks we should be thinking long and hard about the implications on this on our society.
Simply because some creatures has fur and some does not have so much (different degrees of hairiness on different humans) well is that a reason that nudity is more or less moral on some critters than others? I ask you?
In fact some would say that certain hair on humans should be well covered up, the more hair the more cover please.
This selection still shows a young character and he is not wearing clothes. I think it is also shamefully aimed at young people and the dim lighting is meant to be suggesting erotica. I thinks we should be thinking long and hard about the implications on this on our society.
Simply because some creatures has fur and some does not have so much (different degrees of hairiness on different humans) well is that a reason that nudity is more or less moral on some critters than others? I ask you?
In fact some would say that certain hair on humans should be well covered up, the more hair the more cover please.
Monday, 26 May 2008
Birthday Suit Flight Cancelled
What next?
Well actually it wil not happen next because it got cancelled and thank goodness for that.
But a German Flight company, OssiUrlaub.de, was offering its customers a nudist flight to a Baltic Sea Island .
If you ask me it do not matter where it were going it is still wrong. Though of course if it were to somewhere like Antarctica the nudists might not be solured. Nudists are exhibitionists, filthy exhibitionists but they is also human. they likes their comfort and they wishes to keep warm not have their skins shrivelled off. there is also the shrinkage factor and I thinks some men can be quite vain.
Anyhows it was to be cancelled. The rules were, clothes on the flight, then strip. I is not sure if the air hostesses were in their birthday suits too.
I thinks it is also a bit unsafe. I find those seatbelts hard to do up, they could get caught on some delicate bits.
And it do bring a whole new meaning to talking about the pilot in the cockpit.
I thinks it is very disgusting and it is best to have everyone robed up to avoid such things. Such innuendo. I suppose the only good bit is it may be more difficult to smuggle stuff like drugs into the Baltic Sea Island strapped to your body under your coat because you is not wearing any coat.
But then if you were a good person you would not be smuggling any drugs.
Or going naked on flights at all!
Well actually it wil not happen next because it got cancelled and thank goodness for that.
But a German Flight company, OssiUrlaub.de, was offering its customers a nudist flight to a Baltic Sea Island .
If you ask me it do not matter where it were going it is still wrong. Though of course if it were to somewhere like Antarctica the nudists might not be solured. Nudists are exhibitionists, filthy exhibitionists but they is also human. they likes their comfort and they wishes to keep warm not have their skins shrivelled off. there is also the shrinkage factor and I thinks some men can be quite vain.
Anyhows it was to be cancelled. The rules were, clothes on the flight, then strip. I is not sure if the air hostesses were in their birthday suits too.
I thinks it is also a bit unsafe. I find those seatbelts hard to do up, they could get caught on some delicate bits.
And it do bring a whole new meaning to talking about the pilot in the cockpit.
I thinks it is very disgusting and it is best to have everyone robed up to avoid such things. Such innuendo. I suppose the only good bit is it may be more difficult to smuggle stuff like drugs into the Baltic Sea Island strapped to your body under your coat because you is not wearing any coat.
But then if you were a good person you would not be smuggling any drugs.
Or going naked on flights at all!
Porn by any other name still do not look like art
I know I know.
I has heard you crying out for it.
"Prudey why has you not jumped ont he bandwagon with all the others and hopped up and down and got mad at this filthy exhibition by Bill Henson which show a young teenage girl in the ... well not in anything which is the scandalous bit?"
Well I can say I has been very satisfied to see that some moral peoples has been jumping up and down and doing their moral bit and calling this exhibition for what it is.
Child porn.
It is not art.
It is child porn.
Do not hide behind the word "art". I sees you is not giving the girl much to hide behind so why try a trick like hiding behind something yourself?
Fortunately the police has seized the pics and I am satisfied that charges will be laid and hopefully there wil be a public stoning. Or something like that. I do not see why some people can takes lots of pics of a young girl in the nuddy and then walk away unscathed. It is wrong. It matters not that she say she gave permission. She cannot know what she was thinking. Many Children's rights Activists have rightly pointed out that a girl may give permission now but later look back at her childhood with regret and think "Oh no I did a bad thing" and then that is not good that would scar her. I agree completely.
She will look back on her life and think it is wrong, just like many girls who have not lived Prude's way in their life may do so.
Of course if you had been living Prude's way in their teenage lives they would be looking back at their lives and saying hip hip hooray for me I was a good moral person no regrets.
So there is a big difference who should be able to say which is the best way to live as a teenager.
And that person should not be Bill Henson.
It is the person who can make decisions where the teenager would not have regrets of course.
I thinks you is knowing who we is talking about.
I has heard you crying out for it.
"Prudey why has you not jumped ont he bandwagon with all the others and hopped up and down and got mad at this filthy exhibition by Bill Henson which show a young teenage girl in the ... well not in anything which is the scandalous bit?"
Well I can say I has been very satisfied to see that some moral peoples has been jumping up and down and doing their moral bit and calling this exhibition for what it is.
Child porn.
It is not art.
It is child porn.
Do not hide behind the word "art". I sees you is not giving the girl much to hide behind so why try a trick like hiding behind something yourself?
Fortunately the police has seized the pics and I am satisfied that charges will be laid and hopefully there wil be a public stoning. Or something like that. I do not see why some people can takes lots of pics of a young girl in the nuddy and then walk away unscathed. It is wrong. It matters not that she say she gave permission. She cannot know what she was thinking. Many Children's rights Activists have rightly pointed out that a girl may give permission now but later look back at her childhood with regret and think "Oh no I did a bad thing" and then that is not good that would scar her. I agree completely.
She will look back on her life and think it is wrong, just like many girls who have not lived Prude's way in their life may do so.
Of course if you had been living Prude's way in their teenage lives they would be looking back at their lives and saying hip hip hooray for me I was a good moral person no regrets.
So there is a big difference who should be able to say which is the best way to live as a teenager.
And that person should not be Bill Henson.
It is the person who can make decisions where the teenager would not have regrets of course.
I thinks you is knowing who we is talking about.
Sunday, 11 May 2008
Now she's done it! And she'd do it again!
A teacher says she would flaunt her naughty bits again.
It has come to a sad time in our society when a primary school teacher, a moral compass for our young minds, has not only NOT repented for flaunting her naughty bits once, but has said she will do it again.
I hopes this is not meant to be an arithmetic lesson and she is teaching the kiddies to count to ten. Flaunt one, Flaunt two and so on. I think the old use your fingers to teach or maybe counters on a string would work just fine. I is not going in for these modern sensationalist methods.
Furthermore she pose naked in a magazine Cleo with her husband talking about their sex lives.
Well that is the end. Little kiddies do not needs to know about sex. It is quite sufficient for them to learn about the Good Fairy Penguin who bestow upon you a little baby if youse wish for one very hard and is good. And then this also mean she encourage her husband to show his tiddlywinks too, and everyone know that a man's tiddlywinks is much more ... let us say SEEABLE than a lady's.
So it is even worse.
And then even endorsing that rag Cleo. And you think you has not breached an ethical code of conduct? I fear for you!
No it is not right at all. I for one would make sure children is never seeing nakedness. There ought to be a rule that when they prepares for a bath it ought to be a bubble one, they is to close their eyes when they is undressed, then you whisk them under the bubbles quick before they is allowed to open their eyes so they don't get a look. Preserve their innocence.
Oh and don't let this lady teacher persuade you otherwise. Would you rather your child be a believer or a streaker? A member of the Prude fold or a centrefold?
I knows you will choose wisely.
It has come to a sad time in our society when a primary school teacher, a moral compass for our young minds, has not only NOT repented for flaunting her naughty bits once, but has said she will do it again.
I hopes this is not meant to be an arithmetic lesson and she is teaching the kiddies to count to ten. Flaunt one, Flaunt two and so on. I think the old use your fingers to teach or maybe counters on a string would work just fine. I is not going in for these modern sensationalist methods.
Furthermore she pose naked in a magazine Cleo with her husband talking about their sex lives.
Well that is the end. Little kiddies do not needs to know about sex. It is quite sufficient for them to learn about the Good Fairy Penguin who bestow upon you a little baby if youse wish for one very hard and is good. And then this also mean she encourage her husband to show his tiddlywinks too, and everyone know that a man's tiddlywinks is much more ... let us say SEEABLE than a lady's.
So it is even worse.
And then even endorsing that rag Cleo. And you think you has not breached an ethical code of conduct? I fear for you!
No it is not right at all. I for one would make sure children is never seeing nakedness. There ought to be a rule that when they prepares for a bath it ought to be a bubble one, they is to close their eyes when they is undressed, then you whisk them under the bubbles quick before they is allowed to open their eyes so they don't get a look. Preserve their innocence.
Oh and don't let this lady teacher persuade you otherwise. Would you rather your child be a believer or a streaker? A member of the Prude fold or a centrefold?
I knows you will choose wisely.
Monday, 28 April 2008
World Penguin Day - same day as ANZAC Day!
I has been reliably informed that World Penguin Day occurs on or around each year, April 25th. Though some people celebrate it on Penguin Awareness Day in January 20th.
And in New Orleans they celebrated it on March 22nd, for some reason.
But most people celebrate it on April 25th.
Maybe there is some confusion and dissent because there are so many penguins around making their mark in the world? I hopes it settles down a bit, for if there is one thing Penguins advocate (as well as chastity and dignity) it is peace and harmony.
This is (April 25th), incidentally, the same day as ANZAC Day in Australia. So it is an EXTRASPECIAL DAY.
On ANZAC Day Australians observe a minute's silence for their troops, sometimes longer than that if they can think up lots of troops.
I would recommend perhaps also thinking about penguins and prudeness then.
Take some extra time, maybe five minutes if you wish so you have time to pay your respects to both the troops and to the Penguins, after all both is very important to Australians or should be. They has given us lots of culture. Who could forget Gallipoli, but then again who could forget Nicole Kidman in Happy Feet?
It is an important day for us all.
Lest we forget.
What did you do on World Penguin Day?
And in New Orleans they celebrated it on March 22nd, for some reason.
But most people celebrate it on April 25th.
Maybe there is some confusion and dissent because there are so many penguins around making their mark in the world? I hopes it settles down a bit, for if there is one thing Penguins advocate (as well as chastity and dignity) it is peace and harmony.
This is (April 25th), incidentally, the same day as ANZAC Day in Australia. So it is an EXTRASPECIAL DAY.
On ANZAC Day Australians observe a minute's silence for their troops, sometimes longer than that if they can think up lots of troops.
I would recommend perhaps also thinking about penguins and prudeness then.
Take some extra time, maybe five minutes if you wish so you have time to pay your respects to both the troops and to the Penguins, after all both is very important to Australians or should be. They has given us lots of culture. Who could forget Gallipoli, but then again who could forget Nicole Kidman in Happy Feet?
It is an important day for us all.
Lest we forget.
What did you do on World Penguin Day?
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
No Big Bazookas for Little Girls
In NSW they is overhauling the rules so little girls cannot overhaul their breasts too soon.
High time I say.
They is trying to make rules so that teenage girls cannot get breast implants and other plastic surgery which many do to makes themselves look sexy. They wish to make sure they are older before they make the decision.
I think it is a good thing. Young girls now is too sex-obsessed, and if they is having big boobs, then it will get them into trouble and I is not talking about difficulty in walking down narrow corridors though that is a concern too. I means if you look on the link I provide too many men is going on about how women should be allowed to do it because they (the men) thinks it looks desirable. Men. All they is thinking about is their own eye candy. It is very selfish.
But what about the important issues, like the girl's virginity which is of course at stake if the girl become very hot looking and of course must be protected if she is to be a pure and moral and dignified creature?
In fact why wait just til they is 18?
18 is too provocative, they is still bait at 18.
Perhaps it should be made law that noone should be allowed breast enhancements til they is truly past it and even with big breasts they woulds not be alluring to anyone then your sex is not in danger.
For instance if you is dog ugly or you is old and wrinkly.
If you has got a certificate saying you is allowed a breast implant you is knowing you fall into this category and no one - well at least 99% of people is not lookiing at you with any sexual desire and wouldn't even if you had thouasnds of dollars of reconstruction.
Then you can do as you please.
It is an idea. I might present it to be tabled.
High time I say.
They is trying to make rules so that teenage girls cannot get breast implants and other plastic surgery which many do to makes themselves look sexy. They wish to make sure they are older before they make the decision.
I think it is a good thing. Young girls now is too sex-obsessed, and if they is having big boobs, then it will get them into trouble and I is not talking about difficulty in walking down narrow corridors though that is a concern too. I means if you look on the link I provide too many men is going on about how women should be allowed to do it because they (the men) thinks it looks desirable. Men. All they is thinking about is their own eye candy. It is very selfish.
But what about the important issues, like the girl's virginity which is of course at stake if the girl become very hot looking and of course must be protected if she is to be a pure and moral and dignified creature?
In fact why wait just til they is 18?
18 is too provocative, they is still bait at 18.
Perhaps it should be made law that noone should be allowed breast enhancements til they is truly past it and even with big breasts they woulds not be alluring to anyone then your sex is not in danger.
For instance if you is dog ugly or you is old and wrinkly.
If you has got a certificate saying you is allowed a breast implant you is knowing you fall into this category and no one - well at least 99% of people is not lookiing at you with any sexual desire and wouldn't even if you had thouasnds of dollars of reconstruction.
Then you can do as you please.
It is an idea. I might present it to be tabled.
Purity Balls and Prudity Balls
Now has you heard of the craze of the Purity Ball ? Apparently it is not new but I has only recently heard of it. Usually the words "purity" and "balls" don't sit too well together with me, but then I heard this was balls as in dance and Prudey here is all for dancing. So I investigated a little further.
Apparently it is a formal event held by God-loving folks where fathers take a pledge before God to protect daughters from impure things (i.e. protect her from SEX) and girls promise to remain virgins til marriage.
They also gets to dance a bit and I would say probably have fruity drinks.
There has been some criticism that it takes the power of sex away from the girls and makes it a man's property like the fathers, and then her husband's. Also it focus on sex a lot. But I guess this is the price you pay for virginity in this crazy world.
Many evangelical Christians is very much into it because it bring virginity back as an important issue, and also there is a lot of opportunity for dancing.
I would say for Prudey they is very important things.
However I read a bit more about this and a Good Weekend article said that stats on Purity Balls said heaps of girls after their Purity Ball had sex within 3 years!
88% had sex before they was married!
Now they might as well not have bothered! I thinks if you is making a promise you ought not just make it for a bit of the penguin bop and the promise of a fruity drink and a cupcake! That is MOST immoral.
People is just not serious today about their pledges. They has not got the willpower. And willpower is what really matters.
Myself, I would like to hold Prudity Balls. I would like to get together new recruits to pledge they would be true to Prude's Mission.
Chastity and Dignity and Kindness to Penguins!
However you has to be truly committed. None of this half-hearted I is there for the eatables stuff. No way.
Only Real Prudes need don their penguin suits and make their way to the ballroom floor!
Apparently it is a formal event held by God-loving folks where fathers take a pledge before God to protect daughters from impure things (i.e. protect her from SEX) and girls promise to remain virgins til marriage.
They also gets to dance a bit and I would say probably have fruity drinks.
There has been some criticism that it takes the power of sex away from the girls and makes it a man's property like the fathers, and then her husband's. Also it focus on sex a lot. But I guess this is the price you pay for virginity in this crazy world.
Many evangelical Christians is very much into it because it bring virginity back as an important issue, and also there is a lot of opportunity for dancing.
I would say for Prudey they is very important things.
However I read a bit more about this and a Good Weekend article said that stats on Purity Balls said heaps of girls after their Purity Ball had sex within 3 years!
88% had sex before they was married!
Now they might as well not have bothered! I thinks if you is making a promise you ought not just make it for a bit of the penguin bop and the promise of a fruity drink and a cupcake! That is MOST immoral.
People is just not serious today about their pledges. They has not got the willpower. And willpower is what really matters.
Myself, I would like to hold Prudity Balls. I would like to get together new recruits to pledge they would be true to Prude's Mission.
Chastity and Dignity and Kindness to Penguins!
However you has to be truly committed. None of this half-hearted I is there for the eatables stuff. No way.
Only Real Prudes need don their penguin suits and make their way to the ballroom floor!
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
These people read too much Virginia Andrews
Possibly you has never read a Virginia Andrews novel. If you has never, you is lucky. Don't.
The biggest theme is incest is great if you like each other. Oh, I guess she forgot it is illegal, disgusting, perverted, immoral and can lead to DEFORMITIES. And it make Prude chuck up into a toilet every time she even hear about it.
OK, I is back.
Anyhow, I thinks some South Australians maybe haven't got that message yet, or maybe have read a Virginia Andrews one too many.
Because this father-daughter union is just plain pukable . Oh whoopee they has had a child together. Probably one who will be brought up on Flowers in the Attic and other stuff instead of good honourable books. I feel for the child. John and Jenny Deaves have done the dirty against the laws of society. And I is not talking about the fact they could both spare a few kilos either.
Jenny Deaves said after she met her father (they was separated for a while because she comes from a BROKEN HOME - see what the malaise of society has done!) she said to herself "he's not too bad" and that's how the relationship began.
Oh funny I thinks to myself some things are not too bad too, but that does not mean I break the law and procreate with them!
Mr Deaves say: "I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."
So everything, immoral person!
It is these kinds of people that can almost make a person waver from their mission! The path to prudism is littered with trash ...
The biggest theme is incest is great if you like each other. Oh, I guess she forgot it is illegal, disgusting, perverted, immoral and can lead to DEFORMITIES. And it make Prude chuck up into a toilet every time she even hear about it.
OK, I is back.
Anyhow, I thinks some South Australians maybe haven't got that message yet, or maybe have read a Virginia Andrews one too many.
Because this father-daughter union is just plain pukable . Oh whoopee they has had a child together. Probably one who will be brought up on Flowers in the Attic and other stuff instead of good honourable books. I feel for the child. John and Jenny Deaves have done the dirty against the laws of society. And I is not talking about the fact they could both spare a few kilos either.
Jenny Deaves said after she met her father (they was separated for a while because she comes from a BROKEN HOME - see what the malaise of society has done!) she said to herself "he's not too bad" and that's how the relationship began.
Oh funny I thinks to myself some things are not too bad too, but that does not mean I break the law and procreate with them!
Mr Deaves say: "I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."
So everything, immoral person!
It is these kinds of people that can almost make a person waver from their mission! The path to prudism is littered with trash ...
Milly give me the Willies!
Well they say politics is a dirty, ugly game, but I thought it were supposed to have at least a veneer of conservatism and propriety. No longer it seems! I has seen this disgrace of a Milly D'Abraccio heading into Italian politics . How dare she think to represent the people - she a porn star!
Now, it is my understanding that politicians would have to at least to pretend to tackle issues such as health and eductaion and families. And we is supposed to respect them. But how can we expect to respect such a lady - well FEMALE - well DISCGRACE TO HER GENDER - who is openly flaunting her job that was to make men feel improper feelings and promote a very unchaste activity? I tells you!
It cannot be for the good of the peoples. It would dirty their minds.
Indeed, I would say that Milly, simply by running is adding to pollution in Italy already. That cannot be good for a country.
If her hospital policy was to add more beds, you would always be asking yourself "What is those beds FOR?" If it was more books for schools, you would be quaking in fear as to the content of those books. I tells you, a politician who brings such fear into lives should be not allowed even to put her name on the ballot just in case someone's hand slips and accidentally marks her name and she accidentally gets voted in (because no one, I is sure, would vote her in on purpose. I shudder at the thoughts)
But - well, she is certainly not into a "no butts" campaign as she shows hers everywhere. Really, you ought to draw the line somewhere, and hopefully peoples is not thinking of a pantyline or bumcrack line as I say that.
Pull your pants up, Milly, and lift your game!
What's more, D'Abbraccio wants to create a red light area with strip clubs, erotic discos and sex shops called Love City just kilometres away from the Vatican.
How low cans you get? True love is not about this.
And what a way to run a city.
I can only say I hopes she does not win and has to get an HONEST job like the rest of us!
Now, it is my understanding that politicians would have to at least to pretend to tackle issues such as health and eductaion and families. And we is supposed to respect them. But how can we expect to respect such a lady - well FEMALE - well DISCGRACE TO HER GENDER - who is openly flaunting her job that was to make men feel improper feelings and promote a very unchaste activity? I tells you!
It cannot be for the good of the peoples. It would dirty their minds.
Indeed, I would say that Milly, simply by running is adding to pollution in Italy already. That cannot be good for a country.
If her hospital policy was to add more beds, you would always be asking yourself "What is those beds FOR?" If it was more books for schools, you would be quaking in fear as to the content of those books. I tells you, a politician who brings such fear into lives should be not allowed even to put her name on the ballot just in case someone's hand slips and accidentally marks her name and she accidentally gets voted in (because no one, I is sure, would vote her in on purpose. I shudder at the thoughts)
But - well, she is certainly not into a "no butts" campaign as she shows hers everywhere. Really, you ought to draw the line somewhere, and hopefully peoples is not thinking of a pantyline or bumcrack line as I say that.
Pull your pants up, Milly, and lift your game!
What's more, D'Abbraccio wants to create a red light area with strip clubs, erotic discos and sex shops called Love City just kilometres away from the Vatican.
How low cans you get? True love is not about this.
And what a way to run a city.
I can only say I hopes she does not win and has to get an HONEST job like the rest of us!
Sunday, 6 April 2008
An Award Worth Striving For
Prude's Mission.
This is an award worth striving for ... worth living for ... worth, well, collecting charity in little tins for.
I thinks it is most respectable, and I urge other wannabe prudes to go for it. Don't be afraid .. Be Prude and Proud! And one day this honour may be yours!
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